GET OVER HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

scarle my cat is pregnant! people made fun of me, told me it was imposible, said awfull things like "that just wont work, she wont get pregnant, you are crazy", but they were wrong! im going to be a dad!

6/9 02:07

it was tight af, but worth it

6/9 02:10

tell me you gonna play some resident evil someday, any of them, they all great, i wanna see you terrified. Something special about tasting someone elses fear.

6/9 02:12

btw, need your help with something else, co worker trying to drain my gallons, problem is: she is the wife of my commanding officer, she wont take no for an answer, thinks im joking, HOW DO YOU REJECT WOMAN WHEN THEY ARE STUBORN? FIRST TIME THAT HAPPENS TO ME

6/9 02:17

hey, so, Did your father ever embarrass you on purpose just to make fun of you?? my mom loves to do that shit.

6/9 02:22

yes. you know who im. you knew i would come. you knew i was near. you know you need me. i could smell it. i know that scent. i know what you need. fear not. PADMAN IS HERE BABY

6/9 02:26

dry meat...

6/9 02:29

dude, i have like, micronipples, pink as innocense, and cutesy, im i a bimbo slat?

6/9 02:33

they look like patty burguers? hahahahahaha

6/9 02:35

you know those pencils that have a little pink eraser on the other side? yeah, that color and that size.

6/9 02:39

i wonder if it changed the flavor too...

6/9 02:42

it sounds amazing, you just get better and better cutie pie, you deserve all the praise, you little talented bish

6/9 02:46

well, work left me tired, so, im going to bed, take care of those patty burguers for me, never know when i will crave some MEXICAN PREMIUM MEAT

6/9 02:50

IM HERE, DONT WORRY, LET ME WORK *prepares padgun*

6/9 03:50

so... is it fun being a woman? :_Devil:

6/9 03:51

Faulty design, I suppose. Perhaps you should update the model, or withdraw it from the market if it leaks...

6/9 03:52

scarle, need your big brain knowledge, i need to start a new anime series, any genre its fine, im gonna trust you, go on, let me hear the best you have to recomend

6/9 03:55

i hate that. stop. shut up.

6/9 04:01

you like the seal guys? you are all weird...*pretends not to crave spitties

6/9 04:03

let all mute her for the next 2 minutes, let hear talk alone.

6/9 04:04

is she confessing eating out roomie chan? speal the beans chatto

6/9 04:06

welp, im gonna devour my pills salad and going eepy, see you tomorrow bois, love you stinky, have a nice strea-NOT HE DAMN DOLPHING STOP IT

6/9 04:08